| Character name | Creator | Health | Type | Lives | Wins |  Van Darkholme | SHOGUN | 23 | Strong offense and defense | 5 | 4 |  Professor Yottlvyn | Zoh No! | 15 | Strong offense and defense | 1 | 1 |  Pigga Mark II | Kanye West Fest | 19 | Emphasis on speed | 1 | 0 |  Zarlgoff Zebadide | Cuntnigger666 | 30 | Strong offense and defense | 5 | 0 |
The last battle was won by Van Darkholme, who has won 4 times in a row.
Battle 204 of season 4 has begun
| Pigga Mark II attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Pigga Mark II
"Oink boink!"
Dealt 5 damage to Van Darkholme!!
| | Van Darkholme
"NGH, FUCK YOU!"
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Health remaining (Van Darkholme: 18, Professor Yottlvyn: 15, Pigga Mark II: 19, Zarlgoff Zebadide: 30 )
| Van Darkholme attacked! (Accuracy rate 63% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Van Darkholme
"Take ♂ it ♂ BOY!"
| | Pigga Mark II barely dodged it.
Pigga Mark II
"You're one rasher short of a Baconator pally!"
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Health remaining (Van Darkholme: 18, Professor Yottlvyn: 15, Pigga Mark II: 19, Zarlgoff Zebadide: 30 )
| Professor Yottlvyn attacked! (Accuracy rate 92% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Professor Yottlvyn
"Cower before trigonometry!"
Dealt 9 damage to Van Darkholme!!
| | Van Darkholme
"NGH, FUCK YOU!"
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Health remaining (Van Darkholme: 9, Professor Yottlvyn: 15, Pigga Mark II: 19, Zarlgoff Zebadide: 30 )
| Zarlgoff Zebadide attacked! (Accuracy rate 61% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Zarlgoff Zebadide
"Take this knuckle sandwich, on the house."
Dealt 6 damage to Pigga Mark II!!
| | Pigga Mark II
"This is worse than "Mud Butt Monday"!"
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Health remaining (Van Darkholme: 9, Professor Yottlvyn: 15, Pigga Mark II: 13, Zarlgoff Zebadide: 30 )
| Pigga Mark II attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Pigga Mark II
"Oink boink!"
Dealt 3 damage to Zarlgoff Zebadide!!
| | Zarlgoff Zebadide
"Grah, my ulcer! My spleen! My ANKLE!"
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Health remaining (Van Darkholme: 9, Professor Yottlvyn: 15, Pigga Mark II: 13, Zarlgoff Zebadide: 27 )
| Van Darkholme attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 12%)
Van Darkholme
"Take ♂ it ♂ BOY!"
Dealt 9 damage to Zarlgoff Zebadide!!
| | Zarlgoff Zebadide
"Grah, my ulcer! My spleen! My ANKLE!"
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Health remaining (Van Darkholme: 9, Professor Yottlvyn: 15, Pigga Mark II: 13, Zarlgoff Zebadide: 18 )
| Professor Yottlvyn attacked! (Accuracy rate 68% / Critical hit rate 7%)
Professor Yottlvyn
"Cower before trigonometry!"
Dealt 12 damage to Pigga Mark II!!
| | Pigga Mark II
"This is worse than "Mud Butt Monday"!"
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Health remaining (Van Darkholme: 9, Professor Yottlvyn: 15, Pigga Mark II: 1, Zarlgoff Zebadide: 18 )
| Zarlgoff Zebadide attacked! (Accuracy rate 94% / Critical hit rate 8%)
Zarlgoff Zebadide
"Take this knuckle sandwich, on the house."
Dealt 4 damage to Van Darkholme!!
| | Van Darkholme
"NGH, FUCK YOU!"
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Health remaining (Van Darkholme: 5, Professor Yottlvyn: 15, Pigga Mark II: 1, Zarlgoff Zebadide: 18 )
| Pigga Mark II attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 36%)
Pigga Mark II
"Oink boink!"
Dealt 4 damage to Professor Yottlvyn!!
| | Professor Yottlvyn
"Auch, the parabolas carry excess force!"
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Health remaining (Van Darkholme: 5, Professor Yottlvyn: 11, Pigga Mark II: 1, Zarlgoff Zebadide: 18 )
 | Van Darkholme attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 20%)
Critical hit by Van Darkholme!!!
Van Darkholme
"Fucking SLAVES! GET♂YOUR♂ASS♂BACK♂HERE!"
Dealt 43 damage to Zarlgoff Zebadide!!
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Health remaining (Van Darkholme: 5, Professor Yottlvyn: 11, Pigga Mark II: 1, Zarlgoff Zebadide: -25 )
Zarlgoff Zebadide ran away!
 "See ya later, PUNK!"
Zarlgoff Zebadide has 4 lives remaining!
| Professor Yottlvyn attacked! (Accuracy rate 57% / Critical hit rate 11%)
Professor Yottlvyn
"Cower before trigonometry!"
| | Pigga Mark II swiftly dodged it.
Pigga Mark II
"You're one rasher short of a Baconator pally!"
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Health remaining (Van Darkholme: 5, Professor Yottlvyn: 11, Pigga Mark II: 1 )
 | Pigga Mark II attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 48%)
Critical hit by Pigga Mark II!!!
Pigga Mark II
"Ham and Cheese, Ham and Cheese!"
Dealt 37 damage to Van Darkholme!!
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Health remaining (Van Darkholme: -32, Professor Yottlvyn: 11, Pigga Mark II: 1 )
Van Darkholme ran away!
 "No way, it's so fuckin' ♂deep♂...."
Van Darkholme has 4 lives remaining!
| Professor Yottlvyn attacked! (Accuracy rate 59% / Critical hit rate 13%)
Professor Yottlvyn
"Cower before trigonometry!"
| | Pigga Mark II swiftly dodged it.
Pigga Mark II
"You're one rasher short of a Baconator pally!"
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Health remaining (Professor Yottlvyn: 11, Pigga Mark II: 1 )
| Pigga Mark II attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 56%)
Pigga Mark II
"Oink boink!"
Dealt 4 damage to Professor Yottlvyn!!
| | Professor Yottlvyn
"Auch, the parabolas carry excess force!"
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Health remaining (Professor Yottlvyn: 7, Pigga Mark II: 1 )
| Professor Yottlvyn attacked! (Accuracy rate 61% / Critical hit rate 28%)
Professor Yottlvyn
"Cower before trigonometry!"
Dealt 12 damage to Pigga Mark II!!
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Health remaining (Professor Yottlvyn: 7, Pigga Mark II: -11 )
Pigga Mark II has 0 lives remaining!
Pigga Mark II has been defeated...
 "It's the butcher shop for me..."
Pigga Mark II never managed to win...
The winner is Professor Yottlvyn!
They have a total of 2 wins!
Professor Yottlvyn
"Your calculations pale in comparison to mine!"
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