Battle of 2026/03/17 04:15
Character nameCreatorHealthTypeLivesWins
Van DarkholmeSHOGUN23Strong offense and defense42
Professor YottlvynZoh No!15Strong offense and defense31
Fergus the FlergleCuntnigger66625Emphasis on speed22
Pigga Mark IIKanye West Fest19Emphasis on speed30


The last battle was won by Van Darkholme, who has won 2 times in a row.

Battle 202 of season 4 has begun


Pigga Mark II attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Pigga Mark II
"Oink boink!"
Dealt 2 damage to Professor Yottlvyn!!
Professor Yottlvyn
"Auch, the parabolas carry excess force!"

Health remaining (Van Darkholme: 23, Professor Yottlvyn: 13, Fergus the Flergle: 25, Pigga Mark II: 19 )

Fergus the Flergle attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Fergus the Flergle
"Get away from my Frappuccino tree!"
Dealt 6 damage to Van Darkholme!!
Van Darkholme
"NGH, FUCK YOU!"

Health remaining (Van Darkholme: 17, Professor Yottlvyn: 13, Fergus the Flergle: 25, Pigga Mark II: 19 )

Van Darkholme attacked! (Accuracy rate 64% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Van Darkholme
"Take ♂ it ♂ BOY!"
Dealt 13 damage to Pigga Mark II!!
Pigga Mark II
"This is worse than "Mud Butt Monday"!"

Health remaining (Van Darkholme: 17, Professor Yottlvyn: 13, Fergus the Flergle: 25, Pigga Mark II: 6 )

Professor Yottlvyn attacked! (Accuracy rate 93% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Professor Yottlvyn
"Cower before trigonometry!"
Dealt 8 damage to Van Darkholme!!
Van Darkholme
"NGH, FUCK YOU!"

Health remaining (Van Darkholme: 9, Professor Yottlvyn: 13, Fergus the Flergle: 25, Pigga Mark II: 6 )

Pigga Mark II attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 10%)
Pigga Mark II
"Oink boink!"
Dealt 11 damage to Fergus the Flergle!!
Fergus the Flergle
"Frackin fuck farts!!"

Health remaining (Van Darkholme: 9, Professor Yottlvyn: 13, Fergus the Flergle: 14, Pigga Mark II: 6 )

Fergus the Flergle attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 6%)
Fergus the Flergle
"Get away from my Frappuccino tree!"
Dealt 3 damage to Professor Yottlvyn!!
Professor Yottlvyn
"Auch, the parabolas carry excess force!"

Health remaining (Van Darkholme: 9, Professor Yottlvyn: 10, Fergus the Flergle: 14, Pigga Mark II: 6 )

Van Darkholme attacked! (Accuracy rate 68% / Critical hit rate 14%)
Van Darkholme
"Take ♂ it ♂ BOY!"
Pigga Mark II barely dodged it.
Pigga Mark II
"You're one rasher short of a Baconator pally!"

Health remaining (Van Darkholme: 9, Professor Yottlvyn: 10, Fergus the Flergle: 14, Pigga Mark II: 6 )

Professor Yottlvyn attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 16%)
Professor Yottlvyn
"Cower before trigonometry!"
Van Darkholme barely dodged it.
Van Darkholme
"I'm an artist. A performance artist."

Health remaining (Van Darkholme: 9, Professor Yottlvyn: 10, Fergus the Flergle: 14, Pigga Mark II: 6 )

Pigga Mark II attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 18%)
Critical hit by Pigga Mark II!!!
Pigga Mark II
"Ham and Cheese, Ham and Cheese!"

Dealt 36 damage to Fergus the Flergle!!

Health remaining (Van Darkholme: 9, Professor Yottlvyn: 10, Fergus the Flergle: -22, Pigga Mark II: 6 )

Fergus the Flergle ran away!
"For real?!"
Fergus the Flergle has 1 lives remaining!

Van Darkholme attacked! (Accuracy rate 71% / Critical hit rate 20%)
Van Darkholme
"Take ♂ it ♂ BOY!"
Pigga Mark II swiftly dodged it.
Pigga Mark II
"You're one rasher short of a Baconator pally!"

Health remaining (Van Darkholme: 9, Professor Yottlvyn: 10, Pigga Mark II: 6 )

Professor Yottlvyn attacked! (Accuracy rate 72% / Critical hit rate 22%)
Professor Yottlvyn
"Cower before trigonometry!"
Pigga Mark II calmly dodged it.
Pigga Mark II
"You're one rasher short of a Baconator pally!"

Health remaining (Van Darkholme: 9, Professor Yottlvyn: 10, Pigga Mark II: 6 )

Pigga Mark II attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 24%)
Pigga Mark II
"Oink boink!"
Dealt 4 damage to Van Darkholme!!
Van Darkholme
"NGH, FUCK YOU!"

Health remaining (Van Darkholme: 5, Professor Yottlvyn: 10, Pigga Mark II: 6 )

Van Darkholme attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 26%)
Critical hit by Van Darkholme!!!
Van Darkholme
"Fucking SLAVES! GET♂YOUR♂ASS♂BACK♂HERE!"

Dealt 42 damage to Professor Yottlvyn!!

Health remaining (Van Darkholme: 5, Professor Yottlvyn: -32, Pigga Mark II: 6 )

Professor Yottlvyn ran away!
"I need to work on my hypothesis!"
Professor Yottlvyn has 2 lives remaining!

Pigga Mark II attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 28%)
Pigga Mark II
"Oink boink!"
Dealt 4 damage to Van Darkholme!!
Van Darkholme
"NGH, FUCK YOU!"

Health remaining (Van Darkholme: 1, Pigga Mark II: 6 )

Van Darkholme attacked! (Accuracy rate 91% / Critical hit rate 56%)
Critical hit by Van Darkholme!!!
Van Darkholme
"Fucking SLAVES! GET♂YOUR♂ASS♂BACK♂HERE!"

Dealt 42 damage to Pigga Mark II!!

Health remaining (Van Darkholme: 1, Pigga Mark II: -36 )

Pigga Mark II ran away!
"This little piggy went "Wee wee wee" all the way home!"
Pigga Mark II has 2 lives remaining!

The winner is Van Darkholme!
Currently has 3 consecutive wins.
Van Darkholme's lives has recovered by 1!
Van Darkholme
"Next time, I wanna bring the Boy♂Next♂Door."



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