Battle of 2026/03/03 21:07
Character nameCreatorHealthTypeLivesWins
Showerman PoopShowerdad25Balanced11
Sylvestre the MollestreJim Blancoc38Emphasis on offense50
RolandDePatie-Freleng Enterprises20Quick defense50
Rapeman ForeverSHOGUN25Emphasis on offense50


Battle 180 of season 4 has begun


Roland attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Roland
"Take this, vile blackguard!"
Dealt 7 damage to Sylvestre the Mollestre!!
Sylvestre the Mollestre
"Let me be frank: you're a pain in the neck."

Health remaining (Showerman Poop: 25, Sylvestre the Mollestre: 31, Roland: 20, Rapeman Forever: 25 )

Showerman Poop attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Showerman Poop
"Let me squeeze one out"
Dealt 3 damage to Rapeman Forever!!
Rapeman Forever
"You actin' slick, but you gonna get this dick."

Health remaining (Showerman Poop: 25, Sylvestre the Mollestre: 31, Roland: 20, Rapeman Forever: 22 )

Sylvestre the Mollestre attacked! (Accuracy rate 77% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Sylvestre the Mollestre
"This is the taste of an embittered old scrooge."
Dealt 6 damage to Showerman Poop!!
Showerman Poop
"it got in my eyes!"

Health remaining (Showerman Poop: 19, Sylvestre the Mollestre: 31, Roland: 20, Rapeman Forever: 22 )

Rapeman Forever attacked! (Accuracy rate 75% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Rapeman Forever
"Boomshakalaka it's dangalang time♥!"
Dealt 12 damage to Showerman Poop!!
Showerman Poop
"it got in my eyes!"

Health remaining (Showerman Poop: 7, Sylvestre the Mollestre: 31, Roland: 20, Rapeman Forever: 22 )

Roland attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Critical hit by Roland!!!
Roland
"Vile heathen, feel the punch of justice!"

Dealt 31 damage to Sylvestre the Mollestre!!

Health remaining (Showerman Poop: 7, Sylvestre the Mollestre: 0, Roland: 20, Rapeman Forever: 22 )

Sylvestre the Mollestre ran away!
"I hate resorting to cowardly tactics, but I believe it is in my best interest to retreat."
Sylvestre the Mollestre has 4 lives remaining!

Showerman Poop attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 12%)
Showerman Poop
"Let me squeeze one out"
Dealt 4 damage to Rapeman Forever!!
Rapeman Forever
"You actin' slick, but you gonna get this dick."

Health remaining (Showerman Poop: 7, Roland: 20, Rapeman Forever: 18 )

Rapeman Forever attacked! (Accuracy rate 78% / Critical hit rate 7%)
Rapeman Forever
"Boomshakalaka it's dangalang time♥!"
Showerman Poop barely dodged it.
Showerman Poop
"slick shit!"

Health remaining (Showerman Poop: 7, Roland: 20, Rapeman Forever: 18 )

Roland attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 8%)
Roland
"Take this, vile blackguard!"
Dealt 5 damage to Showerman Poop!!
Showerman Poop
"it got in my eyes!"

Health remaining (Showerman Poop: 2, Roland: 20, Rapeman Forever: 18 )

Showerman Poop attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 27%)
Showerman Poop
"Let me squeeze one out"
Dealt 4 damage to Rapeman Forever!!
Rapeman Forever
"You actin' slick, but you gonna get this dick."

Health remaining (Showerman Poop: 2, Roland: 20, Rapeman Forever: 14 )

Rapeman Forever attacked! (Accuracy rate 71% / Critical hit rate 10%)
Rapeman Forever
"Boomshakalaka it's dangalang time♥!"
Roland swiftly dodged it.
Roland
"A lucky occurrence for me, it was!"

Health remaining (Showerman Poop: 2, Roland: 20, Rapeman Forever: 14 )

Roland attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 11%)
Roland
"Take this, vile blackguard!"
Dealt 5 damage to Rapeman Forever!!
Rapeman Forever
"You actin' slick, but you gonna get this dick."

Health remaining (Showerman Poop: 2, Roland: 20, Rapeman Forever: 9 )

Showerman Poop attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 36%)
Showerman Poop
"Let me squeeze one out"
Dealt 5 damage to Rapeman Forever!!
Rapeman Forever
"You actin' slick, but you gonna get this dick."

Health remaining (Showerman Poop: 2, Roland: 20, Rapeman Forever: 4 )

Rapeman Forever attacked! (Accuracy rate 84% / Critical hit rate 39%)
Critical hit by Rapeman Forever!!!
Rapeman Forever
"✰♥✰B-B-B-BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!!✰♥✰"

Dealt 43 damage to Showerman Poop!!

Health remaining (Showerman Poop: -41, Roland: 20, Rapeman Forever: 4 )

Showerman Poop has 0 lives remaining!
Showerman Poop has been defeated...
Showerman Poop
"8dies"

Showerman Poop disappeared after 1 wins...

Roland attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 14%)
Roland
"Take this, vile blackguard!"
Dealt 3 damage to Rapeman Forever!!
Rapeman Forever
"You actin' slick, but you gonna get this dick."

Health remaining (Roland: 20, Rapeman Forever: 1 )

Rapeman Forever attacked! (Accuracy rate 91% / Critical hit rate 56%)
Rapeman Forever
"Boomshakalaka it's dangalang time♥!"
Dealt 9 damage to Roland!!
Roland
"I say, that hurt!"

Health remaining (Roland: 11, Rapeman Forever: 1 )

Roland attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 15%)
Roland
"Take this, vile blackguard!"
Dealt 4 damage to Rapeman Forever!!

Health remaining (Roland: 11, Rapeman Forever: -3 )

Rapeman Forever ran away!
"Next time I cut you off at the pass, you gonna take it in the ass."
Rapeman Forever has 4 lives remaining!

The winner is Roland!
Roland
"Oh ho! A merry, merry day for me, it is!"



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